• Narrator: My name is Kion. I had the greatest parents ever.
  • Adult Nala: Rise and shine!
  • Adult Simba: It's take your kid to work day.
  • Kion: Really?
  • Narrator: It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day.
  • Adult Nala: Kion, look who's here!
  • Adult Simba: Meet your new baby brother.
  • Kion: He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit.
  • Adult Nala: He's like a little man.
  • Kion: He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's... Oh, I don't know. A little freaky?
  • Adult Simba: Well, you carried Lamb-Lamb around until you were like...
  • Kion: This is not about Lamb-Lamb!
  • Adult Simba: Trust me, one day, you're going to love him with all of your heart.
  • Kion: Never!
  • E.B.: I'm making great progress with parents already. Oh, the usual procedure. Sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. They're very disoriented. But I think the kid might be on to me.
  • Kion: Hands up, E.B.!
  • E.B.: Aah! Poop duty!
  • Kion: (Screaming)
  • E.B.: I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.
  • Kion: You can talk!
  • E.B.: Uh... Goo goo ga ga.
  • Kion: No, you can really talk!
  • E.B.: Fine. I can talk. Now lets see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso, and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. Get yourself a little something.
  • (E.B. is...)
  • (Title Card Shows Up: The Boss Baby)
  • Kion: Who are you?
  • E.B.: Let's just say, I'm the boss.
  • Kion: Just wait till Mom and Dad find out about this.
  • E.B.: Power nap! You were saying?

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