Narrator: My name is Kion. I had the greatest parents ever.
Adult Nala: Rise and shine!
Adult Simba: It's take your kid to work day.
Narrator: It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day.
Adult Nala: Kion, look who's here!
Adult Simba: Meet your new baby brother.
Kion: He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit.
Adult Nala: He's like a little man.
Kion: He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's... Oh, I don't know. A little freaky?
Adult Simba: Well, you carried Lamb-Lamb around until you were like...
Kion: This is not about Lamb-Lamb!
Adult Simba: Trust me, one day, you're going to love him with all of your heart.
E.B.: I'm making great progress with parents already. Oh, the usual procedure. Sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. They're very disoriented. But I think the kid might be on to me.
Kion: Hands up, E.B.!
E.B.: Aah! Poop duty!
E.B.: I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.
Kion: You can talk!
E.B.: Uh... Goo goo ga ga.
Kion: No, you can really talk!
E.B.: Fine. I can talk. Now lets see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso, and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. Get yourself a little something.
(Title Card Shows Up: The Boss Baby)
Kion: Who are you?
E.B.: Let's just say, I'm the boss.
Kion: Just wait till Mom and Dad find out about this.